<Snow lands sky, U.S>

Murdoc: SHIT! Why is it cold here!? I thought we were in the middle of fall!
Lupin 3rd: Well, I guess some places have worse weather than others.
Murdoc: This is just fucking great….
Lupin 3rd: What do you mean by that?
Murdoc: We’re sitting on an overgrown turkey, in the middle of a snowfall, with a German nut, a Vietnam maniac, and a complete freak. CAN IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?!
Lupin 3rd: Yeah, I wonder about this too. I should have stayed in Japan. See women show their breasts to me without their knowledge.
Murdoc: Lupin….
Lupin 3rd: What? I peep while they bathe! They’re much better wet.
Murdoc: I agree.
All: SHIT.

The two looked to see the others looking at them with complete disgust.
Murdoc: Aw come on! Don’t tell me you never bang a girl, did ya?
Rormon: *blush* MURDOC! That is something NO ONE wants to share!
Murdoc: You’re pissed because you’re still a virgin!
Lupin 3rd: HAHAHAHA!
Rormon: SHUT UP!
Murdoc: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rormon: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!
As Rormon shook Lupin and Murdoc to cease their taunting, Flippy pulled his beret over his head.
Dr. Cube: Why the sudden action? You’re in the same boat as him, are you?
Flippy: No, it makes me think of how many fan girls attempted to rape me.
Dr. Cube: I’m….in your spot too. How humiliating…..

Later, the five landed into a deep forest, the snow coming up to their ankles and Flippy’s chin.
Rormon: Alright, we’ll split up and look for the guy or the bot; same as always.
Murdoc: Are you stupid or something? I’m freezing everything off here!
Rormon: Good, maybe it’s time for you to be spayed and neutered, you dog.
Murdoc’s jaw dropped while Rormon walked into the snow covered forest, not daring to give a second glance.
Lupin 3rd: That was a bit harsh….
Murdoc: That little fucker…
Lupin 3rd: Well, we better…do whatever we do from here.
The four then split up, Murdoc and Lupin gone left while Flippy and Cube went right.

As they traveled, Murdoc kept complaining of the snow and temperature.
Murdoc: Should’ve brought a damn jacket.
Lupin 3rd: You can use mine.
Murdoc: No, I know you’re freezing your nuts off too.
Lupin 3rd: Yeah….What got into Rormon?
Murdoc: He’s still probably pissed about that whole “virgin” thing.
Lupin 3rd: ANY guy would be pissed off because of that. But he seemed more…Demonic.
Murdoc: Well, duh! He is demonic! He sold…something… to a damn three headed dog!

Meanwhile, Flippy and cube stomped through the snow, although Flippy had a harder time due to his height.
Flippy: Hold on a minute, I got snow in my shirt.
Dr. Cube: Hurry up; this isn’t exactly good for my shins.
Flippy: I should have made stilts or something…
Dr. Cube: Can you even use stilts?!
Flippy was about to answer but then heard the dull sound of an engine.
Flippy: You hear that?
Dr. Cube: Hear what?
Flippy: An engine…possibly a car engine. It’s somewhere close; I can hear it coming up.
Dr. Cube: It’s coming up towards us…
Flippy: What do you mean?
Cube then turned Flippy’s head to see a car speeding up towards them with no sign of slowing down.  The two dived out of the way, crashing into the snow and having more plowed on top of them. Flippy poked his head up and stared as the car sped away.
Flippy: Haven’t you heard of a brake pedal?

Meanwhile, Rormon had trudged deep into the forest, ignoring the cold and the snow. Mulchi had turned into a purple and green crow perched on his left shoulder.
Mulchi: That “neutering” comment really was as cold as ice Rormon.
Rormon: That pig deserved it.
Mulchi: Because he called you a virgin?
Rormon: No, he treats women like they were his playthings. I ought to change his gender and see how he loves being a whore.
Mulchi: RORMON! That’s so cruel!
Rormon: When mankind is cruel to you, you have to be cruel to mankind.
Mulchi: Rormon…what happened to you?
Rormon: I don’t really know, yet I don’t really care. It’s time I shrug off this shell. I am damned, so I should act like it.
Mulchi: That’s not true.
Rormon: Everyone else so far has treated their discovery like it was a trophy. I call it a disgrace.

Mulchi fell silent, perched steadily on his shoulder. Then a gunshot ran, hitting Rormon in the left shoulder, causing Mulchi to fly off.
Mulchi: Rormon! Are you hurt?
Rormon: I’m shot, but no. I guess someone thought of you as game.
Another gunshot rang out, hitting Rormon again in the right knee, making him fall to his knees.
Rormon: Who is shooting at me!?
Rormon grew furious and looked around, looking for his assailant. He growled and then turned into his demon form, lifting himself high into the air, then began to generate energy balls.
Rormon: Show your face coward!!! I will find you and destroy you!
Mulchi: Rormon! Please calm down!!!!
Another gunshot fired but it missed Rormon, zooming through the air. He then screamed and began to throw energy balls at the woods, causing trees to splinter and snow to explode.


Meanwhile, Lupin heard Rormon’s screaming and turned around, feeling frightened.
Lupin 3rd: I think your friend is freaking out at the snow.
Murdoc: It would be funny if we found him huddled in the snow, curled up like a baby….
Lupin 3rd: Ok, Rormon may be a nut job, but he is still your partner, so I would keep my mouth shut if I were you.
Murdoc: One, he ain’t my partner; he’s just a has-been sorcerer or whatever he does. And two, I still didn’t heal from that “neuter” comment.
Lupin 3rd: At least you didn’t come close to losing your parts.
Murdoc: Beg your pardon?
Lupin 3rd: There were instances I nearly….burnt off my…parts.
Murdoc: Shit….
Lupin 3rd: Yeah.

The sound of a car was behind them, making Lupin shove Murdoc in the snow.
Lupin 3rd: GET DOWN!
The two fell face first into the slush as a car sped by, sending snow on top of them. The two popped up and shook the snow from their heads.
Murdoc: NICE DRIVIN’ IDIOT!
Lupin 3rd: YEAH! HIT US! WE’RE NOT PEOPLE! WE’RE FUCKING SIGNS!
Murdoc: I drive like a maniac and I’m still careful!
Lupin 3rd: Hmm…
Murdoc: Ok, I’m a little reckless, so shoot me!
The two looked to see that the car that nearly hit them had stopped and was backing up.
Murdoc: Great, this little cocky bastard’s gonna kill us for a damn reason.
Lupin 3rd: I say we knock the bastard out, and steal his car.
Murdoc: On my signal.
The two then dragged themselves out of the snow and brushed the wet stuff off as the driver backed up until they were face to face. Murdoc was about to open the beginning rant when his eyes widened and his heart skipped a beat. Lupin soon fell to the same state, shaking his head back and forth.
Lupin 3rd: No way.
Murdoc: You got to be kidding me!
Penelope: Well, isn’t this a small world? Murdoc and Lupin! How have you boys been?
Lupin 3rd: Cold…
Murdoc: Fine….
Both: We’re good….
Penelope: Is your friends here with you?
Lupin 3rd: Friends? What friends?
Murdoc: Came alone luv! Honest!
Lupin 3rd: Yeah, what that guy said.
Penelope: Need a ride?
Both: YES!!!

The two then jumped into her car and grinned. Penelope shifted into drive and zoomed off.
Penelope: Why are you two here all the way in Nebraska?
Lupin 3rd: Uh….
Murdoc: Seeing the sights?
Lupin 3rd: YEAH! That’s it...that’s….
Penelope: You can tell me the truth. I know the two of you are lying.
Murdoc & Lupin 3rd: Shit…..
Murdoc: Alright, ya got us. We’re here because a guy here is getting hunted down by a robot made in oblivion!
Lupin 3rd: Almost all our friends here, freezing themselves to bits like ice cubes.
Penelope: Hmmm...I think a friend of mine has seen two of them dive into the snow. I hope they’re ok; some people can have a bad accident when in this type of weather.

Meanwhile, Flippy was struggling to get through the snow with his height, dragging behind him an unconscious Cube.
Flippy: Darn this guy! He had to hit his head on a rock! Even with a helmet, he’s still out!
As Flippy continued to drag the unconscious doctor, he heard yet another car engine behind him, chugging slowly but steadily. Relief and joy spread across his soul.
Flippy: A car! That means people, and help!
The car slowed to a stop, Flippy feeling overjoyed at the sight of other living people. The window rolled down but Flippy couldn’t see the driver.
Voice: Need help kid?
Flippy: Yes! We need help! My friend here hit his head on a rock and he’s out cold.
Voice: Get them.
Flippy: Huh?
But before Flippy could react, he was knocked unconscious with a rock, and fell face first in the snow. The passengers grabbed Flippy and Cube, inside the dark car, shut the door, and drove off, leaving no trace except a spot of blood.

Meanwhile, Rormon wasn’t doing well, with bullet wounds in his shoulders, knees and chest, blood dripping and staining the snow. Mulchi flew above his head, constantly begging him to stop.
Mulchi: Rormon, this isn’t helping your situation! You’re going to bleed to death!
Rormon: Let me be Mulchi. I am willing to accept death, but I have to keep going. I must find this man.
Mulchi: Rormon, please!
Rormon: I know you care for me so much Mulchi. But is the reason because you love me as a son, or is it because you would die if I died?
Mulchi: I love you Rormon! You may not believe me, but I was ready to kill myself before I was attached to you. It was when we first met that you gave me hope; I am living for your safety.
Rormon sighed, and then chuckled slightly, shaking his head.
Rormon: Why is it that you always make me feel like a little boy? I’m a grown man.
Rormon then gasped and fell face first into the snow. Mulchi changed to her monkey form and shook him vigorously.
Mulchi: Rormon? RORMON?! No. NO!!!!
Mulchi tried over and over to wake Rormon up, unknowing that a sinister figure lurked within the forest shadows.

To be continued.